http://www.blahgirls.com/video/2008/10/sexed/ 

http://search.techrepublic.com.com/search/cracking%20open.html?tag=rtcol;txt

This is an oscar winning documentary, about Thoth

he’s kinda weird…”he sings in his own language” “he was gay, and i was very afraid of him… then we did some relaxation exercise…then i just started dancing…i became a club dancer”

9. the classroom is too crowded for my log… or vagina, whichever the case

8. umm the tables are too small for me to duck and cover!

7. the teacher is michael jackson

6. there’s no sink-i have medical needs for regular doses of dihydrogen monoxide

5. “knock knock”

    ”who’s there?”

    ”I eat mop.”

    ”I eat mop who?”

    ”thats nice, you eat your poo. now please change my schedule before i call the police.”

4. the teacher’s a jew  (jk)

3. my history book called west africans “The People of the Hoe” (rly)

2. post a comment if you notice that i can’t think of a number 2 reason

1. the teacher is a giant purple DEMNTOR!!! oh it’s just mrs marquardt

btw, i saw a pair of shorts online called Little Harbor, now you have to be quite lowly esteemed to wear that

albeit a qute invisible one…..

My encounter:

She trembled and twitched as I kissed the corner of her parted lips and the hot lobe of her ear. A cluster of stars palely glowed above us, between the silhouettes of long thin leaves; that vibrant sky seemed as naked as she was under her light frock. I saw her face in the sky, strangely distinct as if it emitted a faint radiance of its own. Her legs, her lovely live legs, were not too close together, and when my hand located what it sought, a dreamy and eerie expression, half pleasure, half-pain, came over those childish features. She sat a little higher than I, and whenever in her solitary ecstasy she was led to kiss me, her head would bend with a sleepy, soft, drooping movement that was almost woeful, and her bare knees caught and compressed my wrist, and slackened again and her quivering mouth, distorted by the acridity of some mysterious potion, with a sibilant intake of breath came near to my face. She would try to relieve the pain of love by first roughly rubbing her dry lips against mine; then my darling would draw away with a nervous toss of her hair, and then again come darkly near and let me feed on her open mouth, while with a generosity that was ready to offer her everything, my heart, my throat, my entrails, I gave her to hold in her awkward fist the scepter of my passion.

-Lolita-Nabakov

YTODD

youtube of da day:the scatman

“he has a penis in the cup”

on An Abundance of Katherines-John Green

Why’d you read a gay book?

because of this awesome channel http://www.youtube.com/user/vlogbrothers where peanut butter and south ossetia are synonymous

Whassit about?

loser got dumped 19 times, tries to make a mathematical formula to explain that

How wassit?

extremely boring, unless you find numbers that don’t make sense fun

Vocabulary:

kafir-arabic infidel

sitzplinker-german man who sits to pee

colin-somehow is a cancer

final thoughts:

for some reason, all his books end in people having sex

on PODT

umm pandora of the day: Grillz-Nelly

here’s something i wrote for english:

My name is XXXXXXX XXX and recently became a Nissan customer by purchasing a GT-R (with performance package option) four days ago. I was extremely pleased with your flagship sports car until, forty minutes after I left the RUSNAK Exotic Auto of Hollywood, I arrived back to my estate. As I prepard to stop and exit the vehicle, I depressed the brake pedal; but the GT-R merely lessened in velocity instead of halting. I panicked in terror as the car reaped through the rear garage wall and slowly, yet persistently, drew near an oak tree.

I exited the GT-R and immediately contacted my local fire department to evaluate the wreckage. After a thorough examination of the car, it was concluded that the rear right wheel was not installed with a brake. THis possibly fatal mistake completely depleted my confidence and respect for your company. I shall expect full reimbursement on the cost of the vehicle, the repair of my garage, the amputation of the voilated tree, and for my emotional unrest. Your rapidity on settling this error would allow this case to be resolved out of court.

knotty log….now don’t get any of those filthy thoughts into that corrupted mind of yours

wut should i say now….ok why french is better than spanish.

Let’s say you’re a novelist, and you’re describing a scene at an upper-class restaurant. you would put something like “Bon appetit, Mr. Barlicgread.” but you would not say “Here’s your bean burrito and taco, Mr. Barlicgread.”