Top 10 Excuses for changing your schedule

10. the teacher looks like michael jackson

9. the classroom is too crowded for my log… or vagina, whichever the case

8. umm the tables are too small for me to duck and cover!

7. the teacher is michael jackson

6. there’s no sink-i have medical needs for regular doses of dihydrogen monoxide

5. “knock knock”

    ”who’s there?”

    ”I eat mop.”

    ”I eat mop who?”

    ”thats nice, you eat your poo. now please change my schedule before i call the police.”

4. the teacher’s a jew  (jk)

3. my history book called west africans “The People of the Hoe” (rly)

2. post a comment if you notice that i can’t think of a number 2 reason

1. the teacher is a giant purple DEMNTOR!!! oh it’s just mrs marquardt

btw, i saw a pair of shorts online called Little Harbor, now you have to be quite lowly esteemed to wear that

wow

ok let me first by saying that thank you from coming to this website, even though it’s not like technically a whole website and i don’t really know you

knotty log….now don’t get any of those filthy thoughts into that corrupted mind of yours

wut should i say now….ok why french is better than spanish.

Let’s say you’re a novelist, and you’re describing a scene at an upper-class restaurant. you would put something like “Bon appetit, Mr. Barlicgread.” but you would not say “Here’s your bean burrito and taco, Mr. Barlicgread.”