Just like I promised….

i teaches you worse grammer.

here’s something i wrote for english:

My name is XXXXXXX XXX and recently became a Nissan customer by purchasing a GT-R (with performance package option) four days ago. I was extremely pleased with your flagship sports car until, forty minutes after I left the RUSNAK Exotic Auto of Hollywood, I arrived back to my estate. As I prepard to stop and exit the vehicle, I depressed the brake pedal; but the GT-R merely lessened in velocity instead of halting. I panicked in terror as the car reaped through the rear garage wall and slowly, yet persistently, drew near an oak tree.

I exited the GT-R and immediately contacted my local fire department to evaluate the wreckage. After a thorough examination of the car, it was concluded that the rear right wheel was not installed with a brake. THis possibly fatal mistake completely depleted my confidence and respect for your company. I shall expect full reimbursement on the cost of the vehicle, the repair of my garage, the amputation of the voilated tree, and for my emotional unrest. Your rapidity on settling this error would allow this case to be resolved out of court.