Top 10 Excuses for changing your schedule

10. the teacher looks like michael jackson

9. the classroom is too crowded for my log… or vagina, whichever the case

8. umm the tables are too small for me to duck and cover!

7. the teacher is michael jackson

6. there’s no sink-i have medical needs for regular doses of dihydrogen monoxide

5. “knock knock”

    “who’s there?”

    “I eat mop.”

    “I eat mop who?”

    “thats nice, you eat your poo. now please change my schedule before i call the police.”

4. the teacher’s a jew  (jk)

3. my history book called west africans “The People of the Hoe” (rly)

2. post a comment if you notice that i can’t think of a number 2 reason

1. the teacher is a giant purple DEMNTOR!!! oh it’s just mrs marquardt

btw, i saw a pair of shorts online called Little Harbor, now you have to be quite lowly esteemed to wear that